May 2013
112 posts
8 tags
kansass:
sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm
kushangel:
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
